I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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