Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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