Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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