WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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