Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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