He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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