But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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