you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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