I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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