Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You made out with two different species that night
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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