I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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