so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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