using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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