I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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