Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize
