By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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