I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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