hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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