She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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