That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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