Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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