I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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