The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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