am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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