He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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