fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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