Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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