redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Randomize
