dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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