Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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