I wanna bring you to show and tell
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
where does the pee come out of this thing
This house was built for laser tag.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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