you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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