everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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