She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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