VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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