She is in my trunk
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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