So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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