Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Randomize
