My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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