The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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