school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
In America we eat man semen.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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