Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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