Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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