why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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