I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I understand Curling. That high.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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