Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
its not stalking. its research.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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