I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
