READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
nutella sex= disaster
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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