My hand turned me down
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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