so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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